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New Technology
Here at ZuroVox we strive to push humans to their intellectual limits, past our known potential. Our new Mobile Testing Site is our proudest achievement yet. With the power of the ZuroGen Orthodox Atom Relocation System (ZOARS) we are able to instantly relocate our testing site to anywhere in the world— with permission, of course! In a unanimous decision we habe chosen to make our maintenemce logs for ZOARS live, so anyone can see the incredible accomplishment by our dedicated staff.
Recent Logs
Problems with Server
8/5/2018 // Dr. Ross - We tried to fix the communication error between our satellites and the testing site, however theres been significant delays due to a solar flare. Waiting on admin to update us.
We have an extreme issue...
7/29/2008 // Dr. Myers - Whoever keeps taking my sandwhich from the break room is going to get it.
re: Broken Toilet
7/22/2008 // Emily Flag - we told you, we're miles from civilization and the admins said we cannot leave right now. Just use another toilet.
Broken toilet
7/22/2008 // Terrance Gilroy - Last time we moved the base the toilet furthest from the bathroom broke, and its still not fixed.
re: ZuroVox jacket
Admin - Do not use this message board for inquiries like this or you will have your access revoked.
ZuroVox jacket
7/22/2008 // Tyrese Richardson - I found a torn up jacket in the east maintence hall... anyone know whats going on with that?
Recent mobile test site relocation issues
6/29/2008 // Dr. Vincent - I have recorded a number of our recent issues from using ZOARS.
- Broken toilet in the west wing bathroom
- Water line damage in Alpha and Omega labs, as well as in the cafeteria.
- Unidentified noises in maintenece wing, under the floor grates. Likely an animal.
- Electricity shortage, although i've been told this will return to normal soon.
- [REDACTED BY ADMIN]
- Alpa labs test subjects have mostly [REDACTED NY ADMIN]
- Scorch marks on exterior walls of structure.
Locker issues
6/13/2008 // Terrance Gilroy - My lockers keypad has been giving me errors for a few days now since the move, ive been using Dr. Ross' locker for now.
Success - Thank you everyone
6/1/2008 // Head of Operations, Hilda Barker - Thank you to every staff member who could make this happen, it was such a joy working with all of you every day towards this goal (with very few maintenence issues might I add!) Lets strive to keep up the good work! May I also remind everyone that our maintenence log is available for live public viewing. Be sure to remember not to post sensitive materials, Mobile Testing Site locations (current or future) and please keep it somewhat professional. Thank you all and enjoy your new view out of your bedroom windows!